Quote of the Day

A man passed out in a McDonald’s play place (you know, the ball pit and slides) and, come on, who hasn’t been there? But what made it much worse was that he did it with his two young children, whom he instructed to bite the officers faces off for razzing him. Which is how kids should be used…as violent weapons and soldiers at your command.

Police in Colorado say they arrested a 28-year-old man accused of passing out in a McDonald’s play area and telling his two children to bite the officers who were trying to arrest him.

Colorado Springs police say officers had to use a Taser on Joshua Alger to subdue him Wednesday after he allegedly passed out drunk at the fast-food restaurant.

Police say Alger refused officers’ orders and at one point told his children to “bite the officers’ faces off.”

[WKYC]

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