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Business always come up with all sorts of fun promotions designed to get people inside their establishments. But I’m not sure I’ve heard of one like this Spanish night club, offering vibrators (or, as they call it, “consolers”) to the first 400 female patrons inside the bar on a Friday night.

A Spanish disco is tonight offering free “consolers” to the first 400 girls who pitch up at the door, and promises the lucky recipients they’re “going to vibrate”.

Valencia’s Cuomo, described by El Periódico as one of the region’s best known nightspots, and which attracts thousands of youngsters every weekend, promises a lively night featuring striptease, lesbian action and “sensual male couples”.

To qualify for a consoler, female candidates must be over 20 and pay the 10 euro (8 with the flyer, pictured) entry fee. Lads will be offered the “consolation prize” of free condoms.

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