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If you’re going to get a DUI and so long as you’re not injuring anyone, you might as well have some fun with it. For example, you could be like this Florida man who got caught getting drunk, willingly gave up his keys, and asked the officer repeatedly what his favorite drink was.

On Jan. 31 around 12:20 a.m., a motorist reported a Chevrolet S-10 swerving near Helen Back, the report said. The officer located the truck near Walmart.

When the officer asked the driver why he was weaving, he said, “I’m just trying to get home,” the report reads. The man admitted he and been drinking: “a six pack probably.”

When the officer asked the man to step out of his car to perform a sobriety test, he handed the officer his keys and said, “Here, I’m done anyway,” according to the report.

The man refused to take a breathalyzer test, the report said. While he was being driven to the Okaloosa County Jail, he asked the officer several times what his favorite alcoholic beverage was and asked him to turn on his blue lights.

Man arrested for DUI asks officer what his favorite drink is [NWF Daily News]

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