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Posted by Chris Spags on March 3rd, 2010 at 12:30 pm

Stealing a work truck to steal an ATM? Sounds like the perfect crime right? Turns out, it was. Two men stole a Sherman Williams truck to steal an ATM in Orlando. They’ve yet to be found.

An elaborate scheme to steal an ATM early Monday morning didn’t pay off. Investigators say thieves tried to steal the ATM by using a stolen front-end loader. The incident happened at the Chase Bank on East Colonial Drive at Econ Trail in Orlando early Monday morning.

According to a witness, the would-be robbers also used a Sherwin Williams truck as a getaway vehicle and deputies were not able to apprehend the suspects.

“Who does that?” Joe Cardone of Sherwin Williams questioned, reacting to someone stealing his work truck to use in a crazy heist involving a bank ATM and a huge piece of construction equipment.

“I think they’d been thinking about it and there was no way that they came up with that sober,” Cardone said.

Fla. Crooks Try to Take ATM with Front-End Loader [Officer]

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