Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on March 5th, 2010 at 12:36 pm

A lot of car accidents happen because of people being stupid, but this is one I haven’t heard before. A Florida Highway Patrol trooper pulled a woman over for some reckless driving. The reason? She asked her ex-husband to take the wheel while she shaved her bikini region. Classy!

As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don’t try to shave your privates, either.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

“She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,” Trooper Gary Dunick said. “If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot … who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, ‘Nothing will ever beat this.’ Well, this takes it.”

If that weren’t enough, Megan Mariah Barnes was not supposed to be driving and her 1995 Ford Thunderbird was not supposed to be on the road.

FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus [KeysNews]

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