Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on April 28th, 2010 at 12:30 pm

Australian sperm donations reached an all-time low so the country decided to import sperm from the US. Makes sense (USA USA USA). But within this article lies the greatest pun taken out of context in the history of Quote of the Day.

Queensland Fertility Group, the largest fertility clinic in Townsville, 1300 kilometers from Brisbane, pays more than $700 an ampule for sperm imported from the U.S.

In the past, clinics used to rely on university students who were short on cash to donate sperm but these days not enough north Queensland men, or even Australian men, are prepared to donate.

Infertility specialist Dr Ron Chang attributed this decline to recent changes to the law that mean sperm donors have to be contactable once the child they helped to conceive turns 18.

“All the donors stopped coming…,” he said.

Townsville forced to import sperm from US [Herald Sun]

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