Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on May 28th, 2010 at 12:15 pm

There are certain keywords that you just know are going to bring you to places you shouldn’t go (unless you’re feeling amorous). One of them would have to be “Asian ass.” Unfortunately, one elderly man did this for the first time and was, well, not too pleased with what he came across.

A CROSSWORD fan aged 89 used an internet search to solve a clue about a donkey – and was bombarded with hard-core porn.

Jack Sedgewick got stuck on 14 across: “Wild asian ass.”

The great-grandad typed “asian ass” into Yahoo’s search engine in the hope of finding the answer to the newspaper poser.

Ex-engineer Jack said: “I was shaken. The images were horrendous. I didn’t know this sort of stuff existed.”

Web porn? But I was only after wild Asian ass [The Sun]

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