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Chris Spags In this hottest lady prison news since “Caged Heat,” Lindsay Lohan is going to jail next week. And the “lesbian prison gangs” are chomping at their teeth (their lesbian teeth) to get their hands on her.
The terrified former child star hired a new lawyer in a last-ditch bid to avoid jail.
And from her future neighbors’ graphic accounts of life inside, it is clear why she is so desperate to wriggle out of her sentence.
Tamara Haley, 38, is doing time for heroin possession and prostitution.
She said Monday: “Everyone will want a piece of her. It will make them famous if they hurt Lindsay Lohan.
“Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it — even the guards.”
Haley also warned bisexual Lindsay of the jail’s lesbian gangs — and offered advice on how to avoid their clutches.She said: “The gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to let others know they are available. So if Lindsay doesn’t want someone to grab her ass she’d better keep her shirt on straight.
“Women grab each other like animals when the guards aren’t looking. It’s disgusting.”
Lesbian Prison Gangs Waiting to Get Hands on Lindsay Lohan, Report Says [Fox News
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