Quote of the Day

Do you like drunken 20-year-old blondes of reasonable hotness? Then check out the photo of this girl here named Farrah Pierce and read the Quote of the Day about her alleged penchant for yelling vulgar things and attempting to flash her boobs. Fun for the whole family!

The officers told Pierce if she had a sober friend they could take the car. Pierce called someone on her cell phone, and a few minutes later a man came, but he did not know her name and she only knew his first name.

“After some brief discussion, it was apparent that Pierce was most likely an escort and that the male party was most likely a ‘John,’ and not a suitable or safe person to release her to in her state of intoxication,” Fitzgerald said in the report.

Police decided to take Pierce into protective custody. On the way to the station, she made sexually suggestive statements to the officer.

At the station, Pierce “started making vulgar remarks, yelling, swearing and attempting to expose her breasts,” Fitzgerald said.

Natick Police say drunk R.I. woman trashed jail cell [Metro West Daily News]

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