Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on September 2nd, 2010 at 1:30 pm

I can’t sit here and pretend Jerry Lewis is the most relevant of celebrities on Earth right now, but his comments on Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton to Inside Edition are not going to be taken so well. Why? He wants to hit them both.

Jerry Lewis is hopping mad, lashing out at troubled actress Lindsay Lohan in a shocking tirade.

“I would smack her in the mouth. I’d smack her in the mouth if I saw her,” said Lewis.

“I would say ‘you deserve this and nothing else. Whack! And then if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and spank her,” said Lewis.

Lewis said, “The same thing with Paris Hilton. Those children are begging for help. What they’re doing is saying I’m (expletive deleted) up. Can you help me?”

Jerry Lewis Speaks Out Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton [Inside Edition]

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