QVC host keeps on selling while co-host faints

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Moral conundrum: You’re a product whore on QVC. Your co-host grabs her chest and seems to be passing out. What do you do? If you’re a pro and/or have no soul, you keep hawking like this QVC host.

Why just ignore her passing out? If we’re going to prostitute our morals, let’s go all the way with it. Let’s go, “Did you guys SEE that sh-t? My co-host passed out! She can’t even believe we’re selling this kid-friendly FunTab Pro tablet for $150! HER BODY LITERALLY REJECTED THE NOTION. And yet you’re there, not calling us up and buying this. You disgust me. Katie here died for your savings and this is what you give me? You’re the sick one here. You.”

SOLD! (via Vulture)