Rachael Ray’s new products sound foxy

It can go either way for me with Rachael Ray. Sometimes she looks smoking hot, other times she looks like a pig with a decent tan and boobs. But her new line of products in department stores is maybe appealing to a more sensual side, at least if you’re to believe how the marketing is labeled.

I bet Rachael Ray is a big fan of using food during sex. But she’s so gay for food, it’s probably not sensual like Cinemax films might make you believe. You’d probably be hooking up with her and then all of a sudden she produces a footlong pastrami sandwich and starts taking bites out of it, spraying you with sauerkraut and salty meat. Where’d she pull the sandwich out of? Who knows. It would be like having sex with George Costanza, only perhaps with slightly smaller breasts.

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