Reading is fun-damental, Aryan

I never really got on the whole Awkward Family Photos bandwagon; wow, you’re telling me eccentric people once took crazy photos? Stop the presses! But sometimes they unearth a real gem, like this little girl who seems very excited about her newest book.

Well, if you’re going to get into Nazism, it’s probably good to start young. If you got into it as a teenager, people would just think you’re silly. It’d be like being an emo kid or a goth, only instead of black eye make-up and The Cure, there’s rich dark chocolates and mass genocides of a race you perceive to be inferior. Which, all told, is probably preferable to listening to The Cure.

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