VIDEO: iCarly’s Reed Alexander cooks on The Today Show in a fanciful way

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Is it cool to just post a video of a 15-year-old celebrity acting really gay on The Today Show without this being “insensitive” or “homophobic”? Because, seriously, this Reed Alexander of “iCarly” fame is the fanciest little gentleman I’ve ever seen and it’s absolutely worth the watch.

It definitely seems like kids grow up way faster these days what with their slutty clothes and technology and sodomy. But when I was 15, if anyone had ever suggested to me that I make a grilled vegetable pizza, I’d probably spit in their face. Or roll my eyes, skulk into my room, and listen to Eminem while telling my girlfriend over IM that my parents are totally not understanding me. Both options are equally as tough, I think.

If the Food Network is interested in developing a cooking show with me where I play a character based on this kid, please contact me. Thanks. [Aziz Is Bored]

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