Remember to buy Conway Twitty’s new death metal album

Posted by Shawn Norris on June 30th, 2010 at 10:50 am

“I See the Want To in Your Eyes” has never quite sounded like this.

I dunno where people find the time and imagination to think up things like this, but I’m glad they do. I laugh at the most random stuff…

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Shawn Norris Shawn Norris used to write things for National Lampoon and the now-defunct Blue Monkey Disco Party as "Douche Larue." Now he spends most of his time writing jokes, scripts, and trying to find a literary agent that will return his calls. Even though he wasn’t born yet, he often takes credit for faking the moon landing. Also, he’s allergic to tequila -- it makes him breakout in felonies.