Rollerskating religious robots give the best advice
Chris Spags You really have to salute the folks over at Everything Is Terrible for reminding us on a regular basis that, in fact, everything is quite terrible. Like this video from the early 90s, I’d guess, of a kid talking about his skateboard until a robot interrupts him to play music and discuss the word of God. No, you’re not high.
I’ll admit, if I were a child in a similar situation, I’d be skeptical too. What exactly does a talking robot on rollerblades know about my problems? Just because you have a keyboard where your hydraulic robot penis should be doesn’t mean you know better than me, buddy. It just means you were given all of the powers of a robot with none of the perks.
I’d also be kind of creeped out if a Jesus freak robot showed up at a church I attended. Not sure why, but I don’t know if I’d want a robot believing in the same God I do. Not to be a robo-semite, but I think he should be worshiping a rudimentary abacus or an old Atari.
comment on this story
blog comments powered by Disqus