Roxxy, the talking sex robot, officially unveiled

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There’s been a lot of buzz around Roxxxy, the world’s first “realistic looking” sex ROBOT. Now, available for a paltry $7,000, you can officially buy Roxxxy. Hopefully you’ll give her a classier name. I don’t think she’ll be spending her time away from you as an accountant with a name with three X’s in it.

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To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She’s a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She’ll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she’ll have sex whenever you please — as long as her battery doesn’t run out.

“She doesn’t vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else,” said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Powered by a computer under her soft silicone “skin,” she employs voice-recognition and speech-synthesis software to answer questions and carry on conversations. She even comes loaded with five distinct “personalities,” from Frigid Farrah to Wild Wendy, that can be programmed to suit customers’ preferences.

“There’s a tremendous need for this kind of product,” said Hines, a computer scientist and former Bell Labs engineer.

Roxxxy isn’t being distributed yet but you can preorder the sex doll now (warning: site is about as NSFW as you’d expect a site selling sex robots might be).

This is a pretty big advancement in technology, but also a pretty big investment. Not only just the $7,000 you’re plopping down for a talking sex robot but also an investment in a new lifestyle. Make no mistake, you don’t just buy a sex robot and tuck it under the bed. That 5’7 monster is going to be hanging out on the couch, basically eliminating you from any opportunity at making a meaningful physical relationship with a human being ever again. But hey, your life. If you want to spend the next three decades buying KY Jelly and WD40 and needing both items to have sex, by all means, go right ahead.

[CNN]

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