Ruined tacos lead to wife murdering husband

If you’ve been in a relationship, particularly one in which you live with a person, I’m sure you know that the smallest things can set your partner off. As is evidenced in this case of a wife pouring soda on her husband’s tacos, then stabbing him in the heart. With this and Taco Bell’s founder dying, it’s not a good time to be a taco.

A Greenfield woman accused of stabbing her husband to death allegedly did so after the two argued about tacos, prosecutors said.

Police said Emma Jaime stabbed her husband, Ramone Jaime, in the heart at their home on New Year’s Day.

Prosecutors said Emma Jaime dumped soda on her husband’s tacos and then ran upstairs.

When Emma Jaime came down the stairs, she found Ramone Jaime washing dishes, and that is when she stabbed him, prosecutors said.

Both Raymond and Emma Jaime were correctional officers at Salinas Valley State Prison, and had been married for six months. They moved into their home two months ago.

Man, six months and you’re already getting into taco-related stabbings? That’s just absurd. I understand that situations change after marriage, but something like this is just inexcusable. No matter how crazy your wife is, you never expect a scenario like this. A knife to the heart..sure, that happens. But pouring soda on the man’s tacos? That’s just too much. There are certain lines a man never expects his wife to cross.

This poor guy just seems like he drew a bad hand. According to this account, he seemed like he just wanted to enjoy some delicious tacos and then, even after they were ruined by his wife’s malicious soda-ing, just ended up cleaning his plate, traumatized by all the tacos lost in battle. This is why you should be able to terminate a marriage with no problems after the first three months and you determine whether or not your wife or husband is a lunatic. If not for the safety of this man, then do it for the tacos.

[MSNBC]

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