Russian bikini car washes have somehow crushed our American versions

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Despite your drunk uncle’s ramblings this Christmas, we should all be thankful the Cold War is over. And a dashboard camera video of a Russian bikini car wash is reason numbers 1 and 2 why.

Not sure how I feel about the tattooed chick leaning against the car all seductively. It’s a bikini car wash, not a bikini “wash the car for a couple seconds then just get it dirty with my tramp stamp.” Can’t we be both sensual and efficient at car maintenance or is that too much to ask?

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