Russian sidewalks have officially defeated American ones

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This is just your average Russian sidewalk. Until something really bizarre happens out of nowhere.

Is it too late to go back and just surrender in the Cold War? Maybe our economy is better or our people are happier, but I’ve yet to see a dog/horse race in the middle of a Manhattan street. I’m willing to give up that victory to ensure future adorable animal competitions in the future. My sacrifiiiiiice