The Russian twerk team will restore your faith in Eastern European girl booty

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

With the Winter Olympics being kind of a shitshow, we need something to heal the wounds of U.S.-Russia relations. Enter the Russian twerk team and their oh my gawd inducing booty dance moves.

The girls in the back are fine but I’m kind of in love with the girl in the zebra print shorts. The way she knows she’s the star in her little denim vest designed to stand out amongst her team is a true sign of leadership. And very anti-communist! Warms my jingoist American heart.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down those booty shorts.

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