Sailor Moon and Sailor Mini Moon are having a creepy argument

One of my favorite things to do is find the biggest creeps on the Internet and bring them to you, the mainstream Joe who isn’t out trolling for creeps on the Internet because you’re not wasting your life away. Oh I just made myself sad. Anyway, check out this guy and his enactment of a Sailor Moon squabble, starring toys.

I’m not saying that there isn’t a high likelihood of this guy kidnapping a little Japanese girl, spraypainting her head with yellow spray paint and making her dance whatever Sailor Moon does until he bludgeons her and takes advantage of her limp body. But it’d be pretty hard to not look creepy if you’re acting out a scene with toys having a disagreement on YouTube. I mean, unless the toys had guns and were like, fighting oppression and you made a badass “Pew pew pew!” sound every time they’re firing. Then you’re in the clear.

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