Man mugged waiting in line for iPhone 4
Chris Spags Mashable contributor Samuel Axon is one of many lined up around the country today looking to get their hands on the new iPhone 4. Small problem: He got mugged while waiting for one in Chicago. Oops.
See this is the problem with muggers…they just have no business sense. The better idea is to wait to mug people AFTER they get their iPhone 4. I mean seriously, what kind of half-assed mugging operation are we running here? I should start a consulting firm where I give criminals advice on how to maximize revenues. That’d be legal so long as it’s just theoretical advice, right? Hmm. Let’s just pretend I never wrote this.
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