Scarlet Spider seems excited to be next to Lady Deadpool

Posted by Chris Spags on October 29th, 2009 at 10:52 am

I’m not going to sit here and pretend I know everything about comic books. But I do know a lot about protruding boners at inappropriate times, and it seems like the Scarlet Spider is indeed seconds away from shooting web at the prospect of seeing Lady Deadpool in this photo.

scarlett spider Scarlet Spider seems excited to be next to Lady Deadpool

Sure Lady Deadpool’s body looks good in skintight lycra, but that’s hardly boner inducing. I mean, anyone in shape could look good in skintight lycra. You could probably take Robert Reed in his final days, shove some Nerf balls in this costume, and parade him around as the bell of the ball and all the guys would be fawning all over him (in between breaks for soup). So I guess my point is that you should try to conserve your boners more. Reduce your carboner footprint.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.