Scrubbing Bubbles thinks your kids should drink toilet water

Like many Americans, I use Scrubbing Bubbles to clean my toilet. And by “I use,” I mean “cheer for my girlfriend while she uses Scrubbing Bubbles to clean our toilet.” Being supportive is key to a long-lasting relationship in which you don’t help out around the house. Anyway, apparently you should read the back of the box. There’s trouble a-brewin’ from Señor Scrubbing Bubbles.

This is PRECISELY why I never trust a smirking scrubbing device with eyes. Well, that and because I like to smoke weed with my acid, so I have a bit of a paranoid skepticism to my hallucinations. It’s called responsibility, folks.

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