Self-professed ‘Ghostbuster’ arrested after exorcism with his penis
Ghostbusting used to be such an honorable profession. But now, we’ve got guys running around with their dicks out claiming to bust ghosts. It’s a damn shame.
Police arrested a Chinese man after they found that he attempted to charge a woman for exorcising ghosts from her vagina.
According to China’s Global Times, Huang Jianjun was arrested after charging the woman the equivalent of $3,279 to use his penis to free her vagina of the demonic spirits.
The woman was referred to Huang after hearing that he could help her attract her boss, a man whom she had a crush on.
The two met in a hotel room where Huang instructed her to get naked and lay on the bed to commence an examination.
Huang convinced the woman that there were ghosts in her vagina that were keeping her boss from finding love with her. His solution? A sex session that would free her from the ghosts. Huang allegedly claimed that the ghosts would be caught with his penis and forcibly removed from her body.
Huang claimed he sacrificed his virginity for her “treatment.” According to the police report, he also later claimed to police that he lost the ability to get an erection due to a bout with diabetes. Not sure what that has to do with anything, but cool story Huang.
I’m all for creative ways to get yourself laid — albeit preferably ones with less rapey under tones — but this idea lacks a little something. Your penis is a penis. It’s not magical. At least put a creative looking cockring on that bad boy and act like it’s the Ghostbusters ghost trap thing. This is precisely why China may be the world’s biggest superpower but will never truly replace American ingenuity.