Police: Sex with a homeless woman led to a stabbing

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Not going to lie, this is already my favorite story I’ve ever written based just on that headline. South Carolina police say that a 58-year-old man was stabbed by his roommate after complaining about him having loud sex with a homeless woman in their apartment. Fun!

oscar the grouch 183x214 Police: Sex with a homeless woman led to a stabbing Police say that the unnamed victim was stabbed by his 40-year-old roommate, Russell Shepherd Jr., during an argument about the noise the Shepherd was making while having sex with a homeless woman. According to the victim, groans and moans could be heard even outside the apartment.

The victim told the cops that he came into their apartment to find Shepherd really giving it to the homeless gal. The victim waited outside of the apartment and then confronted Shepherd about it. Shepherd, enraged by an interruption to his vigorous homeless activism, then stabbed his roommate in his hand.

Shepherd is being charged with second-degree assault and battery.

There’s just so much weirdness to this story…two men over 40 years old living together (odd!), one guy picking up a homeless woman and having sex with her (hot and possibly stinky!). I just want to know more. Is this like Shepherd’s thing, putting a sandwich in his pants’ zipper and luring in sexy homeless ladies? Is Shepherd like The Homeless Pick-Up Artist, wearing feathered boas like Mystery but an Oscar the Grouch trashcan to make him feel like part of the community? I think this deserves an investigative report. Or me hanging out with more homeless women. Maybe both!

Police: Stabbing followed loud sex fight [UPI]

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