Six-foot-three, 280-pound tranny prostitute beats down would-be robber

When you’re attempting to rob a prostitute, you may want to be sure that A) The prostitute is not a tranny and B) That tranny is not enormous and capable of swallowing you whole. Also, you should probably avoid doing this as a teenager. Lesson learned, eh Rufus Bowman?

Police say that 16-year-old Rufus Bowman solicited Joshua Bumpus, a transvestite prostitute. However, when they went into an alley to conduct business, Bowman pulled a gun on Bumpus.

The two men fought in the alleyway resulting in Bowman firing a shot into Bumpus’s arm. Even with a gunshot wound slowing him down, Bumpus grabbed Bowman by his hair and, according to police “beat the shit out of him.”

Bumpus’s tranny friends (peers?) flagged down Cincinnati police, who showed up in time to see Bumpus beating down Bowman. The district prosecutor told the Cincinnati Enquirer that “it was one of the more memorable arrests of [the cops'] lives.”

Bowman plead guilty to felony assault on Tuesday, a charge which will get him three years in prison.

And this is why I highly recommend avoiding tranny prostitutes. Really, any prostitute that’s 6’3 and 280 pounds should be avoided. When you’re not sure if the person you’re paying for sex is going to give you a handy or if they’re going to lead block for you on a big run up the middle, then you may want to rethink your whole money for sex strategy. Get Suze Orman on the phone.

Prosecutor: Teenager picked wrong transvestite prostitute to rob [Cincinnati Enquirer]

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