Slow mo boob bounce tests are the new metric for smartphones

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

A video recently went viral of a guy testing the iPhone 5S’s slow motion feature on his braless girlfriend. Now another guy is testing the new Samsung Galaxy Note III on his girlfriend AND her sister. What a glorious age we live in.

Well I obviously can’t speak to the quality of the Galaxy Note III but if it somehow has a feature that magnetizes women’s breasts and induces them to chest bump their breasts against each other, this seems like an amazing step forward in technology. Who needs hovercars when we have something thatlow-brow comedies were doing in the 1980s? The future is now.

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