Small penis jokes lead to TSA worker beatdown
Chris Spags Here’s a helpful lesson on how not to take a joke: After walking through the high tech new airport body scanners at his Miami International Airport place of work, Rolando Negrin found himself mocked by coworkers for his genitals being as big as a bite sized Snickers. So he responded by assaulting one of his coworkers in a parking lot with a nightstick.
Reports say that Negrin was embarrassed after being asked to step into the body scanner during a training session, only to find himself mocked by his supervisor and coworkers for his penis.
Negrin responded by confronting one of his coworkers in the parking lot, hitting him with a police baton in his arm and back.
According to the police report, Negrin then forced the coworker to kneel down and demanded he “say you’re sorry.”
Negrin was arrested the next day upon arrival at work.
Who would have thought that with all these advancements in technology in the hands of completely incompetent, undertrained people that they would be used inappropriately and lead to even more stupid escalations? I’m really shocked. I would have thought that a GED and seven days of training would really prepare these people more for the emotional maturity and care that seeing nude strangers every day requires.
Not that I’d be any better with my college degree, though. I’d probably giggle and or masturbate. Occasionally both.
Suspicious Package: TSA Worker Jailed After Junk Joke [NBC Miami]
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