Sperm donation seems way more awesome in Australia
This homepage soliciting sperm donors for Australia makes sperm donation so in my face that I can hardly see. Hooray, wordplay!

Personally, I’m never that elated when I’m done squeezing one out. If I were on that homepage, it’d be a slideshow of me wiping my hands on my pants, looking down disgusted, then passing out asleep. But hey, Australia’s the Paris of self-love, I guess.
Sperm Donors Australia [Blame It on the Voices via The Daily What]

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