“Static cat versus balloon” has all the joys of a cat and a balloon
I can’t escape news about the new healthcare bill today, which makes it very hard to my job of entertaining you by mocking others. Fortunately, there are still cats online doing great things. Like this cat, who can’t get away from a balloon and static electricity.
That’s also how I have to walk, due to my massive balls. They say elephantitis is a problem, but I say you haven’t lived until you’ve pulled out your back due to having a scrotum like a Swiss exercise ball. If you can’t use your balls like a hippity hop, you’re just not embracing life the fullest way possible.

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