Suspicious packages can be confusing for all
Chris Spags A suspicious package can be a serious situation if you’re at the Pentagon or a prominent building. It’s less troublesome when you’re a dumb man in Ohio who calls the police over the package’s arrival.
Before anyone asks, yes, it’s an actual story from the Hudson Hub Times’ police blotter. And yes, it’s completely okay for you to feel nothing but contempt for the poor confused Sullivan Road resident.
Perhaps this is just viral marketing for Amazon.com. “Why, yes, this is the package I ordered. But what’s suspicious about it is that when I order from competitors of Amazon.com, I never receive my package in such a timely fashion!” I’m onto your tricks, Amazon.
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