Yes, childbirth is a wonderful thing, a miracle, blah blah blah, but that’s easy to say when you’re not the one who has their body transformed in ways that would make even the liquid metal Terminator cringe. I mean, just imagine for a moment what it would feel like to have to poop out a bowling ball or a Jack Russell Terrier. Not a whole lot of fun , right? Now imagine having to carry that thing around for nine months inside of you, kicking at you, scratching and clawing like something out of Alien
, causing everything from your feet to your earlobes to swell up. Oh, and don’t forget about the morning sickness, the mood swings and all that fun stuff. And then once it’s all done with you have to deal with the expectation that your body just snap right back into shape or else assholes will start whispering about you and talking about your “weight problem.” Frankly, I’m surprised women don’t just butcher us all in our sleep. So dudes, the next time you feel like complaining about ladies, just think back to this article and be both thankful that you don’t have to go through all this, and impressed that they do, and then maybe cut your lady a break.
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