10 of the most brutal Facebook ownings
K. Thor Jensen 
Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d take some time on the weekends to share a few classics that many of our newer readers may have missed.
Facebook: it’s a dangerous place. When Mark Zuckerberg wiped his ass with the privacy settings, thousands of people found themselves sharing things they never wanted to share. And with oversharing comes serious ownage. Here are 10 of the most vicious Facebook ownings I’ve ever witnessed.
10 Balls of Steel
You have to have balls of steel to cap a guy on Facebook after banging his girlfriend. You can just see the steam shooting out of Mark’s ears at this.
9 Revoke her PETA membership
This girl set herself up so hard with this it’s not even funny.
8 Work and Facebook
Work and Facebook: they aren’t friends. In fact, adding any authority figure is going to eventually bite you in the ass. Lesson 2: never piss off a gay boss.
7 Awesome analogy
Complaining about the inequality of the sexes is basically guaranteed to get you owned. This guy uses an absolutely awesome analogy to do it.
6 Teachers
If you want to talk sh*t about a teacher, pass a Goddamned note or something then at least if the recipient gets caught, he can swallow it. Hope that test worked out for you.
5 Parents and cops
Extra negative points if your dad happens to be a cop.
4 Self-ownage
And then there’s the example where somebody just owns themselves. Bro, get the message: it’s only getting worse from here.
3 Layers
This one has several layers: first the girl gets owned for driving a Volvo, then she gets owned by her parents, and then she gets owned by Darius. Impressive performance from everybody concerned.
2 Awesome setup
Some of these really make you feel bad for the poor schmucks. But not that bad.
1 Nothing is what it seems
One of the most titanic Facebook ownages of all time – poor dumb Bill thinks he’s being all smart trying to sneak around on his girlfriend, only to get smoked so hard he’s probably still in the hospital. Let this be a lesson to you: nothing on Facebook is what it seems. Didn’t we learn anything from all those fat chicks on Myspace?
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