The Animal Kingdom is occasionally horrifying
Chris Spags 
I have a joke for you guys. A chimp and a frog walk into a zoo. Chimp says to the frog, “Hey frog, I’m going to hump your face.” Frog replies, “I highly doubt that my mntgmgghghhhhfrrrrrm.” Then a child cries, completely horrified. Well, fortunately, the joke works much better in video form!
So that has to be the unluckiest frog ever, right? That has to be the worst thing ever, being trapped by a monster 100x your size as it just inserts its bouncy genitals into your mouth over and over. It’s like summer camp at Riker’s Island all over again. I know what my mom would say if she read this…”Jeez, you put a child on the wrong bus just once then don’t check on them for months and they never shut up about it. Move on with your life.” Fortunately, whisky bottles can’t be thrown via an email. Yet.
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