The best beer commercial you’ve never seen

Since many of us are sports fans, I think we’re all fairly inundated by the obnoxious beer ads every Sunday, aimed to make me drink to avoid my fantasy team losing it’s sixth game in a row despite the fact I own Adrian Peterson and Drew Brees and my opponent owned the Steelers’ D which inexplicably got two late TDs thanks to that a-hole Brett Favre. Oh, where was I? Right…here’s an awesome beer commercial.

Obviously there’s no way something this sexually fueled and edgy would air on American TV, but whatever happened to people making good commercials? You would think that with the advent of the Internet and more and more creative people gaining a voice combined with the fact that most people are so oversaturated with media that nothing resonates that we’d get more outside the box ads like this one. For example, if I had a product to promote, I’d just have an ad with advanced 3D technology that makes it look like a man’s crotch is running into your face. Wouldn’t even matter what I was selling, but once you see a big, bulging 3D crotch about to smash into your face, you’d never forget it. And unless you bought some Toll House Cookies like the ad asks, you’d be forever teabagged until you’d be begging me to stop. Sure that’s how I solve most of my problems in life, but at some point, it’s bound to pay off.

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