The Big Apple Circus sounds dirty

I don’t believe I’ve ever been to a circus due to my crippling fear of clowns and my embarrassing childhood predisposition to jumping through hoops that made people think I was raised by trained seals (False; my mother merely was impregnated by one). Anyway, given that, I can’t confirm nor deny the magic and wonder (and creepiness) going on at the Big Apple Circus.

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The old ping pong ball trick? I can’t help but think if I saw a live version of that description of some man swirling ping poll balls in his mouth, either now or as a child, I’d be horrified. Or aroused. They’re similar emotions for me. Which makes sex with me both exhilarating and traumatic.

That’s not the Ping Pong Ball Trick I think of when I hear the term though. Frankly, a woman shooting ping pong balls out of her baby hole seems less skeevy to me than a random dude shoving some in his mouth and swirling them around for an arena full of kids. You probably don’t even want to know the circus’s take on the Donkey Show.

[thanks Carl for the tip!]

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