The ‘Fried Chicken Song’ is gonna be a hit

Shawn Norris

Cock-a-doodle-doo, if you like busting the windows out of cars in order to steal buckets of chicken…this is your anthem.

He doesn’t have an awful voice but I have some serious issues with this song. First, this guy will break into your car just for some fried chicken? Well, I guess we won’t have to look far for a nickname for a serial fried chicken thief, as I’m pretty sure “The Colonel” should work fairly well. Wait, you proclaim your love of chicken and you never even mention KFC’s Double Down–possibly the greatest invention since sliced bread? I dunno, guy, I’m finding a lot of holes in the logic of the Fried Chicken Song. I’ll let it slide for now, as long as you write another song called “Down with the Double Down.”

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