The life of a pumpkin pie is less glamorous than you’d think

Thanksgiving is right around the corner and you’d probably be horrified if you saw how most of the food you’ll gluttonously be eating was prepared before entering your cramped colon. Apparently, according to this photo, pumpkin pie is no different.

Given the findings in this candid photo, you probably don’t want to know how sweet potato pie is made. Spoiler alert: Baby sweet potatoes are the most delicious kind due to their freshness so imagine how tasty the aborted baby sweet potato fetuses must be. You could probably find Betty Crocker trolling sweet potato high schools looking for the slutty girl in class with a vacuum in tow and just a teensy bit of drool dripping down the corner of her lips. Bless her ambitious lil heart.

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