Crackheads often get mocked for their twitching and addiction to a dangerous drug, occasionally by holding a crack rock on a fishing line just out of their reach when I’m bored. But you have to admire their passion and ingenuity when it comes to this, a cocaine hiding/weight device masked as an iPhone.

What you see above is a digital scale that can weigh your drugs but also hide them inside a casing that looks like an iPhone. Pretty brilliant. Well, brilliant up until the point you realize that it’ll be sold for $5 just to get more drugs. It looks less brilliant when you factor that in. On the plus side, it probably gets about as good reception as my real iPhone.









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