The most important breaking news ever on local TV
WDIV in Detroit is a local news station that is determined not to lose its journalistic relevance to the big cable news empires. So they put on their press hat last night and found the most important story of the day: A raccoon with a jar stuck on its head.
You can see the full news story from the newscast last night on WDIV’s site.
The story CONTINUED into this morning’s newscast and there’s good news: The raccoon is down, the bottle is removed, and society can continue unabated.
And people say Detroit isn’t worth saving.