The Mother of the Year voting can stop now

Rarely is it possible to see childhood trauma actually happening in real time, but this photo is a special exception. Take a look at this little girl’s eyes watching her mom having “a little fun” with a cake and, well, it’s safe to say this little girl is facing an uphill battle.

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Honestly, at this point, you might as well just put a firemen’s pole in the little girl’s room. You’ve done your damage already, at least let her begin work on her craft. It’s the trashy whore mom equivalent of getting your kid into early SAT classes.

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