The only acceptable use of Chatroulette

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

I’m willing to go on record saying that Chatroulette is the dumbest thing to come along in ages. If I wanted to see men pleasuring themselves for free online then, well, I guess it does okay on that front. But the hype around it is just idiotic. That said, other than pretending to be the Jonas Brothers and getting girls to strip, this is the only acceptable usage of Chatroulette ever.

little kid on chat roulette The only acceptable use of Chatroulette

Unfortunately, it’s not a real kid but just someone from 4chan streaming a video of a kid they found online. But still, how awesome was that? Only way it’d be more awesome is if it were the “kid” connecting with a guy stroking his erection, which happens literally 40% of the time on Chatroulette. I could imagine there’d be nothing more satisfying in life than having to watch someone sadly put their erect penis away, perhaps reaching the stark realization that their life is in shambles. It’d be nice to be on the other side of that for once.

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