The Sex Offender iPhone app will find and hurt you
Chris Spags Maps of sex offenders in your area are all the rage for parents and nihilists who wish there were a “Connect the Dots” game for them. But this iPhone app called “SexOffenders” may be too terrifying to let into your life.
I had a similar idea for a dating application for the iPhone. Basically you enter your location and a sex offender comes to your home in a wig and makes sweet sweet (possibly dry) love to you. Two birds, one stone. The FourSquare early adopter crowd* will love it, if not for its sexual assault, for its limited appeal and ability to get badges about your traumatic incidents. Nothing will make you prouder than becoming the mayor of Z-Bo’s loins.
The Scariest Location-Based iPhone App Ever? [Gawker]
*I have to believe one social media geek like myself both got and appreciated the multiple layering of this joke. To everyone else, I apologize.
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