“The Sex Offender Shuffle” is educational, rhythmic
Chris Spags 
It makes me sad when I see a video like this and it’s pretty clearly a parody instead of something real, but this is too well done not to share. A group of 1980s “sex offenders” in Miami admit to their crimes to the tune of the Super Bowl Shuffle…I mean, how can you not want to see that?
It’s probably for the best that this isn’t real. There’d definitely have to be some sort of casting process for something so talent-intensive as this. Frankly, the show “So You Think You Can Sex Offend and Dance,” while catchily titled, isn’t the best idea.
Having said that, at 2:13 is “Laura Hughes,” allegedly a creepy sex offender who looks mysteriously like a hot chick uglied up for the video. I haven’t been so sexually confused about an alleged sex offender since Paula Poundstone tickled my prostate with one of her thin ties.
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