The South Park parody porn the world didn’t need is here

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

I get the interest in parody porn. I really do. But between this new South Park parody porn and the previous Spongebob Squarepants porn video, I’m not sure I’m ready for this new frontier.

I’m assuming the premise ages up Kenny, Kyle, Cartman, and Stan to a place where it’s totally credible for them to be boning a busty version of Wendy Testaburger. But these characters as we know them are just 10-year-olds. You want a Sponge to get a beej from an anthropomorphic squirrel, fine. You want to pretend these characters we know as children are adults? I’m out.

I am really not looking forward to the Dora the Explorer parody porn. I don’t care how well-endowed the Map is. (via @MentalityMag)

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