Thief steals 153 bras from Illinois-area Victoria’s Secret

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Twas a couple days before Christmas and all through Victoria’s Secret, not a creature was stirring…except for the dude stealing 153 bras.

pile of bras 307x214 Thief steals 153 bras from Illinois area Victorias Secret Police say that the thief struck an Illinois mall on December 20th, targeting the display in the store’s window.

Store personnel believe the thief stole the products while the store was open as there was no sign of a break-in or forced entry.

While the crime seems like one of those creepy ones that guys occasionally do to get off, police estimate that the bras stolen were equivalent to almost $10,000 in cash, with each bra typically going for about $60 each.

The thief is still on the loose.

There are a lot of questions here. Mainly, how does one steal that many bras without any store personnel knowing? And secondly, what woman is buying her bras from a random dude selling them out of the back of a truck? There’s no greater indication of quality than having those anti-theft tags on your new Victoria’s Secret bra after buying it out of a hatchback from a guy with a wispy mustache. Good work, ladies.

153 Bras Stolen In Northbrook [CBS Chicago]

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