This dog is already more qualified than 90% of the work force

This might seem like an “It’s Friday and I Want to Get out of Here” post. And perhaps it is. But if you can’t see the simply beauty in a dog that’s wearing a shirt and tie AND GLASSES, then I don’t think we can be e-friends any more. I present to you: The Greatest Dog Ever.

It’s crazy that, for years, the fear has been that with advancements in technology would lead to robots supplanting us as the dominant race on earth. Some people were even like, “Oh those dolphins, they’re as smart as we are! Watch out!” apparently unaware that their king, Flipper, is basically putting on a minstrel show for us all. But as we worried about all these things, the dogs have been silently plotting and planning, pressing up their best dress shirts and ties and getting ready to knock us off our perch. We should have known that begging for Snausages was all a ruse but we were too blinded by our own egos. Shame on us all, human race. Shame on us all.

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