This husky fellow is the King of guys slashing bottles
Bear with me here…I know this headline isn’t exactly sexy. But this compilation of videos from YouTuber Will Keith destroying bottles with fancy weapons set to suitably epic music is more entertaining than I can sell here.
The violence committed against the Poland Spring jug about 0:35 in is amazing. I really like how he had to shank the bottle repeatedly first, as if it were a rival gang in a prison yard. I wish I could tell you that Poland Spring fought the good fight, and the dorky guy with a sword let him be. I wish I could tell you that. But a fat kid’s backyard is no fairy-tale world.